Dawncast: The House
Adam lazarus


jOlt fans had been accustomed to The House being a very tight-knit unit until more recent times saw them compete on three different career paths over the last several weeks. Tonight in an exclusive before jOlt’s Cataclysm Pay-Per-View they would hear from the former Tag Team champions along with their valet, Charlotte.

Seated inside the studio is Dawn Cassidy. From her interview with Diamond and Ruby Rocks Jewelz earlier in the evening, she was still wearing the custom chain that she was given as a gift by the rising star.

Dawn Cassidy: Hello, folks. To recap on what happened earlier, we received word that an unknown assailant attacked Jameson Lennox outside of a bar earlier this evening. We’re hoping to have an update on the condition of this young star soon, but at this time we do have to switch gears. My guests each have a full dance card at Cataclysm. Welcome to our show Derrick Huber, his wife Charlotte, and Adam Roebuck. They are The House.

“The Oddsmaker” Derrick Huber and “Big Bucks” Adam Roebuck had a pair of matching black shirts with “The House Always Wins” on the front with green dollar signs and various decorum fitting of a Las Vegas theme. Charlotte has on a leather jacket and tight blue jeans that accentuate her curves. She’s cuddled up with her husband, Derrick.

Derrick: Thanks for having us, Dawn.

Adam: Yeah.

Charlotte: Thanks!

Dawn Cassidy: Well, needless to say it has been quite a roller coaster ride and the three of you have been put through the proverbial wringer in this ongoing feud with Team EGO. While fans are used to seeing you guys as a team, the three of you have three separate matches. On top of all that has gone on and the history you all have with Craig Thomas and The Strangler, Charlotte you’ve made it to the finals of the Starlets tournament against Hype rookie Desiree.

Charlotte: Yeah, not gonna lie sweetie... it has been a pretty trying couple of weeks! Craig Thomas is a dick! He still owns my contract and on top of that, I’ve been trying to go after the Starlet title. Craig and Strangler cost my hubby and his friend the Tag Titles twice. It’s… it’s too much and something needs to change.

Derrick: Oh, don’t worry, baby. Things are going to change when I run Craig Thomas right on out of jOlt for fucking good.

Dawn Cassidy: We’ll start with you, Derrick. You faced Craig in a match to determine the stipulation for your match with him at Cataclysm and you chose Loser Leaves jOlt with the winner also getting Charlotte’s contract. Your thoughts?

Derrick: Charlotte’s right… since day one, we’ve had nothing but issues with Thomas. He and his butt-buddy, Strangler have been sticking their nose in our shit for months. They’ve been pissed off they’ve been talking shit they can’t back up for months and when two unknowns like me and Roebuck walk into jOlt and win the Tag Titles, they get up in arms. They conned their way into getting ownership of Charlotte’s contract, embarrassed her, humiliated her and treated her like dirt. Nobody treats my wife like that. There’s only two way this is going to end, Dawn: either I go or the more likely scenario, Craig Thomas goes. I’m going to make sure he’s standing on the street corner with a ‘will job for food’ sign when Cataclysm is said and done.

Adam: I’m rooting for you, Derrick. I hope you knock that kid’s teeth down his fucking throat until he’s shitting out his molars.

Dawn Cassidy: And that brings me to you, Adam. You’ve had your own issues with Craig’s bodyguard, The Strangler. The two of you are among the six men chosen for Cataclysm’s main event: The Open Season match. Six men in a cage where the winner must take possession of the Underground title contract and escape the structure. What’s on your mind?

Adam: I’m gonna tell it like it is, Dawn: I’m forty-two years old. Historically, time has not been kind to giants like me. I’m six-seven and I’m pushing four-fifty. By all rights I should be dead any day now, but I keep going because this is all I’ve ever known and all I’ve ever wanted to do. When it comes to Open Season, I have two goals in mind. The first is winning this match. Opportunities like this don’t fall out of trees and as much as I will always be Derrick’s best friend and tag partner, you bet your ass that I’ll be gunning for the Underground Title if the chance arises. The second one is to put an end to that David Carradine lover, Strangler. I’m tired of his big smug ass strutting around here like his shit don’t stink. We beat Team EGO on Warriors only to get jumped with a chair because even for being seven feet tall, he can’t get it done in the ring. If he, Tyke, Turnbull, Paulton, or Brody want a fight, they’ll fucking get it.

Dawn: I don’t doubt that everybody will be in for a fight. That brings me to you, miss Charlotte.

Charlotte: Ask away, sweetie.

Dawn: Well, you said it yourself. This entire Team EGO feud has to be taxing. Some have spectulated that perhaps your mind is in one too many places and as an end result, your mind isn’t a hundred percent on this match against Desiree to crown the new Starlet Champion. How do you respond to your critics?

Charlotte: Simple… they can all kiss my sweet ass. I don’t personally know Desiree and she’s worked hard to get where she is. Hell anybody who can shut that Winterton chuck up for a few seconds earns some cool points with me. At the end of the day as much as I worry about my husband, I fully support his choice of Loser Leaves jOlt and know he can finish Craig Thomas for good. Where Desiree is concerned, sweetie, you’re nice, but you’re not keeping me from becoming the best Starlet in jOlt today. I’ve worked hard and I’ve been through the wringer. I need this. I need that belt. I’m gunning for that title and I will get it.

Dawn Cassidy: Well, House, thank you all for your time tonight and good luck in your respective matches at Cataclysm.

Adam: Thanks.

Derrick: Thomas is going to need a horseshoe shoved up his ass. Wish him luck.

Charlotte: Thanks, hon!