Frayed Ends of Sanity

“FRAYED ENDS OF SANITY” BY METALLICA

Two men.

Their lovely lady.

One goal.

Derrick Huber: “We’ve won gold everywhere we’ve been… we’ve been to Puerto Rico, Japan, Mexico, Canada, everywhere in between. Now we’re here in jOlt… the big leagues. Twelve years, but we’re here and we’re coming for those jOlt Tag Titles!”

Charlotte: “My boys are here to compete and defeat the best! Reckoning, we’re winning those tag team titles!”

Adam Roebuck: “…Fuck quotes. I’m just here to hurt somebody.”

POWER STRUGGLE

BUST~!

The Double Powerbomb! Huber ran and covered Sven while Roebuck ran over and kneed Harbinger in the face to kepe him from entering the fray. The crowd chanted along with Huber.

1…

2…

3!

The crowd came to life for The House! The fan favorite monsters had won their first Tag Team Championship in jOlt! The referee came into the ring while Charlotte jumped for joy on the ring apron before she came into the ring and planted a big old kiss on her husband, Derrick Huber!

The referee handed both Huber and Roebuck the jOlt Tag Team Championships and the two men slammed the belts together in a sign of respect.


A dream come true for the long time veterans of the sport… But one power-hungry individual changed the course of their jOlt career…

WARRIORS 18

Roebuck answered the referee by shoving him right on his ass before continuing to deliver the punches. Craig tried to block some of them but Roebuck was just too strong and continued. The referee had no choice but to call for the bell

The bell rang and The House would be disqualified for the big fight that had broken out and for Roebuck putting his hands on the official. Craig Thomas rolled out of the ring and tried to get away from Roebuck while Huber rolled inside the ring to keep he and his buddy in check. This wasn’t how The House wanted this match to go down and they would keep the jOlt Tag Team Titles. The ring announcer would have to make the announcement.

“As a result of a disqualification, The House are still your Tag Team Champions because the belts will not change hands. As another result of the disqualification, your winners of the match are Craig Thomas and Strangler Team EGO!”

Craig motioned over to a technician who had a clipboard handy just for the occasion. He showed them the contract; it was the same contract that all four had signed and that the House had signed, sight unseen in order to get a piece of Team EGO.

“See, you slobs, in that handy-dandy little contract we all signed… see, we slipped a little proviso just in case you idiots couldn’t control your temper. See…”

The grin began to grow wider on the face of Thomas as he read the contract out loud.

"Charlotte is now property Team EGO by demands of our contract that all four of us stating shall The House lose… which you did…”

It was a disqualification loss. The House kept their jOlt Tag Team Titles, but that wasn’t the story here…

“…That Charlotte will have no choice but to manage us until we deem otherwise! We own her contract now! Meaning, she belongs to us so my dear, if you would be so mind is to come down here and walk us up the ramp and I suggest you do as your told, because if you don't, your contract terminated immediately!”


Meanwhile, new contender stepped up. The Heirs of Wrestling – one of professional wrestling’s most young and dominant forces have returned to jOlt for the prestigious gold.

INTENSE 74

Ryan was about to shout something else when a big hand grabbed him by the back of the neck and LAUNCHED him into the turnbuckle! The megaphone fell out of his hands and the crowd was cheering the man that finally did something with it…

STRANGLER?

The very bodyguard for “The Ego” Craig Thomas the more menacing half of Team EGO grabbed the megaphone and jumped onto the apron before SMASHING the megaphone over the head of Frank Silver! Frank didn’t see him coming and neither did the members of the House as Frank slumped over the second rope. Huber was groggy and saw what Frank was about to do, so he snapped to life and grabbed him by the body…

THE ODDS ARE AGAINST YOU THROUGH THE TABLE!

The VICIOUS Muscle Buster DROVE Frank Silver through the table and exploded into thousands of tiny splinters from the impact! The large Strangler smirked while Huber rolled over and pinned Frank in the wreckage of the table.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!


Things took a twisted turn.

Craig Thomas: “This can be beneficial for the both of us! If you help me win the jOlt Championship… then you get Charlotte back. We can make this work.”

Torn between one egomaniac with delusion of grandeur…

Torn between saving the woman that Derrick Huber loves…

With the hungry young Heirs chasing after their belts…

THE HOUSE

THE DOMINANT MONSTERS WITH EVERYTHING RIDING ON THEIR VICTORY

THE HEIRS OF WRESTLING

THE FORMER JOLT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ON THE HUNT FOR WHAT ONCE BELONGED TO THEM